y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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