So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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