No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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