dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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