Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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