Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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