Walk of Shame. In a state park.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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