You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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