This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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