The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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