Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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