I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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