The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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