I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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