i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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