im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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