I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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