just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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