Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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