Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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