Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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