he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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