smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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