SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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