So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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