I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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