Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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