party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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