We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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