yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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