so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
People in love make me want to vomit
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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