i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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