Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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