We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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