Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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