OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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