Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
