dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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