dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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