Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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