is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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