Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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