i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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