Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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