But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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