I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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