i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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