Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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