On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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