A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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