It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I have post one night stand depression
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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