what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
splinters make it hard to masturbate
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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