Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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