Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
we're so committed to being not committed
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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